The anachronisms in this film are astounding. They'd be okay if the plot wasn't trite, the characters shallow, or the dialog horrid. Hansel and Gretel, having survived the witch house in their youth, grow up to the witch hunters for hire. They're brought in to a small country town with a growing witch presence, where something terrible is on its way. Only they have the guns and technologically advanced rapid-shot crossbows to stop it.
I'm struggling to say anything nice about the film. Watching it via Netflix on my iPad while jogging at the gym was better than watching a basketball game on ESPN. I guess it has that.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
2013, 88 minutes, directed by Tommy Wirkola
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